PIcking up steam

I'm finally getting close to getting a solid job and thus, paying down debts/acquiring new ones, etc. I'm getting older and I am stuck wondering what to do, get healthy, live more conservatively, or just enjoy being how and what I am. Relationships seem to be on an egg timer, DING!, it's done, so long, time to move on to the next fool. Am I already too old to get all I wanted from life? And what is that exactly?  How much longer until I have to take care of my parents? Will I ever be able to retire, or go to the doctor, dentists, and get rubber fingers inserted in my ass and cold stares from xray machines; hours of staring at old, boring magazines about Diabetes and Dog breeding in a smelly cramped waiting room half full of children, half full of old walking corpses with dulled pain in their eyes.  Stay or Move? Is it too late to relocate out of this Mid Western Cultural suck hole?